Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness

There’s another glorious day in Magicadia…except your castle is suddenly become an army. And what’s this about a dark prophecy that could cause the end of all video games? The only thing you need to be aware of is your own confusion.

Choose your best Protectors and get ready to hack, slash, and even spell-sling an amazing campaign with more than 100 maps that have thumb-blisters — plus many more available as optional DLC bonus chapters!

Here are the rules. Place Princess Lola into the castle to roll it along the tracks. An enemy castle is located on the other end of the track. Smash your castle against their castle to destroy it–but be careful not to let enemies erase the Princess’ HP first!

Choose from eight different Gotta Protectors available to play, ranging from a mage that loves meat as well as a nakedist Ninja.
Solo or play with up to four people via the couch, wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online subscription required for internet play)
The game will see you face thousands of opponents at once as well as prove your skill against bosses like Crab or Golem.
Personalize your heroes by adding the most unique and tactically diverse skills, starting from defensive, to straight offensive
Get your groove on to an exciting chiptune soundtrack from the legendary Yuzo Koshiro
Tricks and tricks are available in order to unlock game carts. Each is an imitation of an actual, real game that was released by the Something-or-other Entertainment System
Protect your screens with timeless gaming literature whenever nature calls for a break
The reader will be fascinated by stories about the timeless delight of crying and laughter.

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART of DARKNESS the Japanese indie sensation is getting out of the woods. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!

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